Let’s create a website called Pinterest. We can post pictures of shirtless men, chocolate, and wine.
Spelling rules work most of the time, except for the thousands of exceptions. For example: I before E, except when you get eight receipts for a sleight heist from a feisty weird beige foreign neighbor . . .
I’ve decided I’ll never get down to my original weight, and I’m okay with that. After all, 7 lbs., 6 oz. is just not realistic.
Rules for Dating My Daughter – Funny T-Shirt 1. Get a job. 2. Understand I don’t like you. 3. I’m everywhere. 4. You hurt her. I hurt you. 5. Be home 30 minutes early. 6. Get a lawyer. 7. If you lie to me, I will find out. 8. She’s my princess, not your conquest. […]
What you eat in private, you will wear in public. If you must binge, binge on vegetables.
Funny Cats and Dogs: It’s cold out! Wear a cat!
Bill the Cat: Despite his parents’ reassurances, Bill couldn’t shake the nagging suspicion he might be adopted. As someone on Facebook noted: He was feline a little out of place.
Happy Thanksgiving 15 Steps on How to Cook a Turkey (#funny) Step 1: Buy a turkey. Step 2: Have a glass of wine. Step 3: Stuff turkey. Step 4: Have a glass of wine. Step 5: Put turkey in oven. Step 6: Relax and have a glass of wine. Step 7: Turk the bastey….